One Woman In Deceit And Craft Is More Than A Match For Eight Men

: Parables and Proverbs
: Laos Folk-lore Of Farther India

Chum Paw was a maiden of the south country. Many suitors had she, but,

by her craft and devices, each suitor thought himself the only one.

Constantly did each seek her in marriage, and, upon a day as one pressed

her to name the time of their nuptials, she said, "Build me a house, and

I'll marry you when all is in readiness." To the others, did she speak

the same words.



Each man sought the jungle for bambo
for a house, and, it happened,

while they were in the jungle that they all met.



"What seekest thou?" they asked one another. "What seekest thou?" The

one answer was, "I have come to fell wood for my house."



And, as they ate their midday meal together, each had a bamboo stick,

filled with chicken and rice. Now, it happened that Chum Paw had given

the bamboo sticks to the men, and, lo, on investigation, they found the

pieces in their various sticks were the parts of one chicken, and with

one accord, they cried, "Chum Paw has deceived us. Come, let us kill

her. Each has she promised to marry; each has she deceived."



All were exceedingly angry and vowed they would kill the deceitful

woman.



Chum Paw, seeing the men return together, knew her duplicity was known

and realized they sought to kill her.



"I entreat that you spare my life, but take and sell me as a slave to

the captain of the ship lying at the mouth of the river."



Relenting, the suitors took her to the captain. She, however, running on

before, privately told the captain she had seven young men, her slaves,

whom she would sell him for seven hundred pieces of silver. Seeing the

young men were desirable, the captain gave Chum Paw the silver, and she

fled while the seven lovers were placed in irons.



Chum Paw fled to the jungle, but, frightened by the wild beasts, she

sought refuge in a tree. And it came to pass that the suitors escaped

from the ship and they, too, sought refuge in the jungle. Unable to

sleep and also frightened, one of them climbed a tree that he might be

safe from the wild beasts, and, lo, it was the same tree in which Chum

Paw had taken refuge.



"Be silent, make no noise, lest the others hear us," whispered Chum Paw.

"I love you and knew you were wise and would escape from the ship. I

only desired the silver for us to spend together."



The unfortunate man believed, and sought to embrace her, but, as he

threw up his arms, Chum Paw threw him down, hoping thus to kill him. The

others, hearing the commotion, feared a large bear was in the tree and

hastily fled. Uninjured the suitor, whom Chum Paw had thrown from the

tree, fled with them.



Chum Paw seeing that they all fled ran behind, as she knew no beast

would attack her while there was so great a commotion. As the suitors

looked back, they saw her, but mistook her for a bear and ran but the

faster, and finally, they all, the seven suitors and Chum Paw reached

their homes.



Knowing the suitors would again seek her life, Chum Paw made a feast of

all things they most liked and bade the young men to come. (All the food

was prepared by Chum Paw and poisoned.) "I want but to make me boon

before I die, so I beg you eat of my food and forgive me, for I merit

death," said the maiden, as they sat in her house. All ate; and all

died.



Chum Paw carried six bodies into the inner part of the house, and one

she prepared for the grave. Weeping and wailing, she ran to the nearest

neighbor, crying, "I want a man to come bury my husband. He died last

night. As he had smallpox, fifty pieces of silver will I give to the one

who buries him."



A man who loved money said, "I will bury him." When he came to the

house, Chum Paw said, "Many times has he died and come back to life. If

he comes back again, no money shall you have."



The man took the body, made a deep grave, buried the man and returned

for his silver. Lo, on the mat lay the body! He made a deeper grave and

again buried it. Six times he buried, as he supposed, the body, and, on

returning and finding it a seventh time, he angrily cried, "You shall

never return again." Taking the body with him, he built a fire, placed

the body on it, and, while it burned, went to the stream for water. When

he returned, lo, a charcoal man was standing there, black from his work.



Filled with wrath, the man ran up to him crying, "You will come back

again, will you? will cause me this trouble again, will you?"



The charcoal burner replied, "I do not understand." Not a word would the

man hear, but fought the burner, and as they struggled, they both fell

into the fire and were burned to death.



Chum Paw built a beautiful home and spent the silver as she willed.





"The Wisest Man of a Small Village is Not Equal in Wisdom to a Boy of

the City Streets"



Once a boy of the city, watching a buffalo outside the gate of the

largest city in the province, saw three men approaching. Each was the

wisest man of the village from whence he came. The boy called to them,

"Where go ye, old men?"



The men angrily replied, "Wherefore dost thou, who art but a child,

speak thus to us who are old and the judges of the villages from whence

we come?"



The boy replied, "There is no cause for anger. How was I to know ye were

wise men? To me, ye seem but as other men from a country place,--the

wisest of whom are but fools."



The three men were very angry, caught the boy and said, "We will not

enter into the city, but will go to another province and sell this

insolent boy, because he neither reverences age nor wisdom."



The boy refused to walk, so they carried him. All day they walked along

the road, carrying the boy, and at night they slept by the roadside. In

the morning, when they craved water and bade the boy go to a brook, he

refused, saying, "If I go, ye will run and leave me. I will not go."



Thirst drove one of the wise men for the water, and the boy drank of it

freely.



Several days' journey brought them to a wall of a large city, and night

was spent at a sala near the wall. Seeking to rid themselves of the

boy, they bade him go to the city for fire to cook food. Realizing their

motive, he answered, "Should I go, ye will leave me. I will not go,

though, if ye let me tie ye to the posts of the sala, then will I go."



With one accord they agreed, saying, "Do thou even so. We are weary

carrying thee and cannot go for the fire."



Tying them all, the boy ran to the city, where he met a man whom he

asked, "Dost thou wish to purchase three slaves? Come with me."



The man returned with the boy, saw the men, and gave him full value for

each.



Having thus disposed of his captors, the cunning little fellow joined

some men going to his native city, and as he walked along, he thought,

"I was ever wanting to see other places, and now I have been carried a

long journey, and have silver to last me many days ... surely, I have

much boon."[16]



16: Merit.



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