The Warlike Seven
Source: Old Indian Legends
ONCE seven people went out to make war,--the Ashes, the Fire, the
Bladder, the Grasshopper, the Dragon Fly, the Fish, and the Turtle. As
they were talking excitedly, waving their fists in violent gestures, a
wind came and blew the Ashes away. "Ho!" cried the others, "he could not
fight, this one!"
The six went on running to make war more quickly. They descended a deep
valley, the Fire going foremost until they came to a river. The Fire
said "Hsss--tchu!" and was gone. "Ho!" hooted the others, "he could not
fight, this one!"
Therefore the five went on the more quickly to make war. They came to a
great wood. While they were going through it, the Bladder was heard
to sneer and to say, "He! you should rise above these, brothers." With
these words he went upward among the tree-tops; and the thorn apple
pricked him. He fell through the branches and was nothing! "You see
this!" said the four, "this one could not fight."
Still the remaining warriors would not turn back. The four went boldly
on to make war. The Grasshopper with his cousin, the Dragon Fly, went
foremost. They reached a marshy place, and the mire was very deep. As
they waded through the mud, the Grasshopper's legs stuck, and he pulled
them off! He crawled upon a log and wept, "You see me, brothers, I
The Dragon Fly went on, weeping for his cousin. He would not be
comforted, for he loved his cousin dearly. The more he grieved, the
louder he cried, till his body shook with great violence. He blew his
red swollen nose with a loud noise so that his head came off his slender
neck, and he was fallen upon the grass.
"You see how it is," said the Fish, lashing his tail impatiently, "these
people were not warriors!"
"Come!" he said, "let us go on to make war."
Thus the Fish and the Turtle came to a large camp ground.
"Ho!" exclaimed the people of this round village of teepees, "Who are
these little ones? What do they seek?"
Neither of the warriors carried weapons with them, and their unimposing
stature misled the curious people.
The Fish was spokesman. With a peculiar omission of syllables, he said:
"Shu... hi pi!"
"Wan! what? what?" clamored eager voices of men and women.
Again the Fish said: "Shu... hi pi!" Everywhere stood young and old with
a palm to an ear. Still no one guessed what the Fish had mumbled!
From the bewildered crowd witty old Iktomi came forward. "He, listen!"
he shouted, rubbing his mischievous palms together, for where there was
any trouble brewing, he was always in the midst of it.
"This little strange man says, 'Zuya unhipi! We come to make war!'"
"Uun!" resented the people, suddenly stricken glum. "Let us kill the
silly pair! They can do nothing! They do not know the meaning of the
phrase. Let us build a fire and boil them both!"
"If you put us on to boil," said the Fish, "there will be trouble."
"Ho ho!" laughed the village folk. "We shall see."
And so they made a fire.
"I have never been so angered!" said the Fish. The Turtle in a whispered
reply said: "We shall die!"
When a pair of strong hands lifted the Fish over the sputtering water,
he put his mouth downward. "Whssh!" he said. He blew the water all over
the people, so that many were burned and could not see. Screaming with
pain, they ran away.
"Oh, what shall we do with these dreadful ones?" they said.
Others exclaimed: "Let us carry them to the lake of muddy water and
Instantly they ran with them. They threw the Fish and the Turtle into
the lake. Toward the center of the large lake the Turtle dived. There
he peeped up out of the water and, waving a hand at the crowd, sang out,
"This is where I live!"
The Fish swam hither and thither with such frolicsome darts that his
back fin made the water fly. "E han!" whooped the Fish, "this is where I
"Oh, what have we done!" said the frightened people, "this will be our
Then a wise chief said: "Iya, the Eater, shall come and swallow the
So one went running. He brought Iya, the Eater; and Iya drank all day at
the lake till his belly was like the earth. Then the Fish and the Turtle
dived into the mud; and Iya said: "They are not in me." Hearing this the
people cried greatly.
Iktomi wading in the lake had been swallowed like a gnat in the water.
Within the great Iya he was looking skyward. So deep was the water
in the Eater's stomach that the surface of the swallowed lake almost
touched the sky.
"I will go that way," said Iktomi, looking at the concave within arm's
He struck his knife upward in the Eater's stomach, and the water falling
out drowned those people of the village.
Now when the great water fell into its own bed, the Fish and the Turtle
came to the shore. They went home painted victors and loud-voiced
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