The Battle Of The Rats And Weasels





The weasels live, no more than cats,

On terms of friendship with the rats;

And, were it not that these

Through doors contrive to squeeze

Too narrow for their foes,

The animals long-snouted

Would long ago have routed,

And from the planet scouted

Their race, as I suppose.



One year it did betide,

When they were multiplied,

An army took the field

Of rats, with spear and shield,

Whose crowded ranks led on

A king named Ratapon.

The weasels, too, their banner

Unfurl'd in warlike manner.

As Fame her trumpet sounds,

The victory balanced well;

Enrich'd were fallow grounds

Where slaughter'd legions fell;

But by said trollop's tattle,

The loss of life in battle

Thinn'd most the rattish race

In almost every place;



And finally their rout

Was total, spite of stout

Artarpax and Psicarpax,

And valiant Meridarpax,

Who, cover'd o'er with dust,

Long time sustain'd their host

Down sinking on the plain.

Their efforts were in vain;

Fate ruled that final hour,

(Inexorable power!)

And so the captains fled

As well as those they led;

The princes perish'd all.

The undistinguish'd small

In certain holes found shelter;

In crowding, helter-skelter;

But the nobility

Could not go in so free,

Who proudly had assumed

Each one a helmet plumed;

We know not, truly, whether

For honour's sake the feather,

Or foes to strike with terror;

But, truly, 'twas their error.

Nor hole, nor crack, nor crevice

Will let their head-gear in;

While meaner rats in bevies

An easy passage win;--

So that the shafts of fate

Do chiefly hit the great.



_A feather in the cap_

_Is oft a great mishap._

_An equipage too grand_

_Comes often to a stand_

_Within a narrow place._

_The small, whate'er the case,_

_With ease slip through a strait,_

_Where larger folks must wait._





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